pardon my french


what type of currency do they use in outer space


(via online)


this one time in drama my drama teacher told me to be a ‘mail girl’ but with my mind i thought he said ‘male girl’ and i was so confused and you don’t wanna know what i did

(via crystallized-teardrops)

me:home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
me:uses computer without headphones


freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

(via ruinedchildhood)


i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: grotbag, via guy)

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