pardon my french

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

(via unescapable)

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

(via sniffing)

yelyahwilliams:

girl-non-grata:

Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.

I can actually sense a dog in my future.

(Source: chaapa-la-pachala, via thisboythatgirl)

spangefucker:

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

(via guy)

peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

image

(via phobias)

fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

(via crystallized-teardrops)

i’m gay and so can you

(Source: monetizeyourcat, via tyleroakley)

sydneysunbeam:

in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing.  i think that’s beautiful.  just shut the fuck up

(Source: oldspinster, via crystallized-teardrops)

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